Game of the Week
Miami (FL) (1-0) @ #5 Florida (1-0)
Line: Florida -21.5

Five years ago, this would have been clearly the game of the week, but since Urban Meyer took over, the two programs have moved in opposite directions. With Meyer, it seems like Florida will continue to be a title contender while the Canes have dropped to the middle of the pack in the ACC. Whether or not WR Percy Harvin plays or not, Tim Tebow should have plenty of options against an always athletic Miami defense. It will be the play of one of Miami's freshman QB tandem Ricky Marve or Jacory Harris that dictates whether the Canes can hang in there or fold under the pressure.

This is just a reminder before the first Saturday of the new season that Charlie Weiss is still unproven. Tyrone Willingham was fired from Notre Dame for going 21-15. Charlie Weiss at Notre Dame right now is 22-15, but somehow was able to pull a 10-year contract from Notre Lame's powers that be. I guess they thought they were getting a football genius from the Patriots, but it doesn't seem like the Patriots are suffering that much without Weiss.

It doesn't look like Notre Dame will be world beaters this season either. Reports from people posting on message boards claiming to have seen Notre Dame practices (the most accurate and best sources for college football information in the fucking universe) have described Notre Dame as looking "small and slow." Personally, I'll be surprised if the Irish go .500 this season despite their weak schedule.

With that, I'm going to end this post with a joke, because I've always wanted to be a comedian and when I tell people that they laugh at me.

*Clears throat*

Q: What do Notre Dame and weed have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls! Ba-da-bing!