Ok, I'll admit it. The video wasn't that great or that funny, but it's not like it'll have relevance if I post it next week, and everybody knows that USC vs. OHIO STATE 2008 is the most epic game in the history of college football! Right?!

Surprise, surprise. Another article filled with quotes from SEC coaches and fans about how great the SEC is, bla bla bla. No doubt the SEC is an awesome conference, but to say an SEC team with two losses absolutely deserves to be in the national championship game over other teams with fewer losses is going beyond reason.

"If you can win the SEC championship, odds are you can play for the national championship, and that says a lot about the league," Bloom said. "When people look at the pre-season magazines, there are a lot of people who say that a two-loss SEC team, depending on what happens elsewhere in the country, can compete for a national championship again."

Above is a tribute to the 2007 PAC-10 coaches. The only changes between then and the would-be 2008 version is Paul Wulff at Washington State and Rick Neuheisel at UCLA. Any Arizona State student want to take a stab, seeing as how you would probably have the most free time on your hands from not really getting an education?

Found in today's edition of the Los Angeles Times. Pretty ballsy move for Neuheisel, considering his team is completely unproven and USC is ranked in the pre-season top 5 of just about every national poll. At least he realized there WAS a monopoly in Los Angeles.

Apparently, writers at the College Football News think they know what they're talking about. In their latest writeup about next week's Cal vs. MSU game, it's not the fact that they predict a MSU victory that makes them kind of stupid, but this reason why:

MSU has adopted the rugged personality of Dantonio, a no-nonsense, blue-collar approach that Cal doesn’t see often in the Pac-10.

Apparently, Cal mostly sees a lot of "white collar" approaches in the PAC-10,...whatever that means.

Stanford is so sure you will love their upcoming football season, that they're issuing the "Stanford Gridiron Guarantee," offering season ticket holders their money back if they're not satisfied with the 2008 season.

If at the end of the season you do not feel that you received your entertainment value for the ticket, Stanford Athletics will refund the price paid for the season ticket.

Of course, there was this little gem hidden under footnote number 3:

Refund must be requested prior to the USC game on Nov. 15 and ticket must be physically turned into ticket office by Nov. 5, 2008. Refund will be processed within 30 days after request for refund. The USC game ticket must accompany the refund request.

I bet the football players love seeing that. Considering how the only home games Stanford has in 2008 other than USC are Oregon State, San Jose State, Arizona and Washington State, it's easy to see how a huge revenge loss at home to the Trojans could put a real damper on most fans' collective satisfaction.