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Week 2 - Matchups To Watch

Game of the Week
Miami (FL) (1-0) @ #5 Florida (1-0)
Line: Florida -21.5

Five years ago, this would have been clearly the game of the week, but since Urban Meyer took over, the two programs have moved in opposite directions. With Meyer, it seems like Florida will continue to be a title contender while the Canes have dropped to the middle of the pack in the ACC. Whether or not WR Percy Harvin plays or not, Tim Tebow should have plenty of options against an always athletic Miami defense. It will be the play of one of Miami's freshman QB tandem Ricky Marve or Jacory Harris that dictates whether the Canes can hang in there or fold under the pressure.

Announcers Love Alliteration, Won't Shut The Fuck Up About "Beamer Ball"

Can I please watch a Virginia Tech football game without the announcer reflexively mentioning "Beamer Ball" every time a Virginia Tech player does something positive on special teams?

I'm watching the Virginia Tech / East Carolina game. An East Carolina running back fumbles a backwards pass by the quarterback. The ball is on the ground. A Virginia Tech defensive back picks it up and runs into the endzone.

Announcer: "OMFG! That's classic Beamer Ball, folks! I just cummed!"

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